What's the difference between a novel and a book?

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Do penguins have knees?

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?  (*Brought to you by -www.crazythoughts.com*)

It feels so good to be back !!! I miss all of you so much so Basic Combat training was actaully pretty hard and yet very easy all at once but no matter what it was definetly a whole lot of FUN !!!! I learned alot from it, it was a great experience; and I think it should be open for civilians to take tf they want to do ti to better themselves.

I will also start updateing this daily I tihnk at least until I leave then it will take a bit before I set up my internet at my AIT but once I do I will fill you all in again and since it si a little late I will fill all of my beloved  and very dedicated fans in later on what happened so sorry but this memo will ......

To Be Continued ...

Your Soldier

Antoine Greeley

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?

Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Why do they report power outages on TV?

*this is my personal thought I came up with*

Why is a microphone spelled mic ? Yet Mike looks so muc better.

I just wanted to put four in since I haven't posted in a while and I am feeling like I am going to go crazy ! Bwaahahahaha !

So I will give you the Low Down now here it comes !

So I was already at 2:10 and he came and picked me up mom was crying and all and then I went to the recruiters waited a bit more then drove up to MEPS whenI got there I weighed in at six pounds over my original weight which emans that either before their scale was off or this time it was because my waist was still the same size ! argg ........ but either way they sent me back and told me to work it out and that I don't go back until this sunday ........... OMGosh I can't wait that long though I must leave now !!!! I was so pumped about it and al and I was tottaly ready but no they don't want me to so whatever !!! ga !

So thats why I am still at home right now until Sunday ....... I hope it goes quickly sicne the last ten days I waited felt like FOREVER !!! I know that this will not be one of those quick and painless deals btu a long wait with huge tenseness !! especially since mom is making me clean my room now since I came back she decided that as soon as I left she would tear apart my room and go into EVERYTHING OMGoodness !!! I was about to freak on her since I was going to do that when I got back but you knwo what whatever! So now she has me doign it since I am home and she makes it all seem like some sort fo punishment ! ha ! Whenever someone calls they think that she is punishing me for .......... not going yet ?!! OMGosh I jsut laugh and whatever so I hope to talk to yall sooner or later !!

Bye For Now

Your Ex-Pimp

And Future Soldier

(just realised that means I am currently unemployed nto being your pimp and not a soldier yet ...... maybe I will make up a job)

Your Current Too-Tired-Too-Bored-Room-Cleaning-Slave

;) mucho better

Antoine Greeley